fish and i have a new friend--BONZO

actually, that's the name of the funny librarian here at bukit merah library. but well we decided to name the cute, flubber-like blue slime BONZO too because its equally clownish and funny.

bonzo the slime was given to me by my dear classmate cao lei, when she saw that i was so enchanted by her blue slime. before bonzo, i had red slime which i didn give a name to; it died too fast. (we were making slimes and superballs in chemistry class). just so u noe, the once-lovely, once-alive red slime is still in its little plastic home, rotting away. i havent had the heart to throw it away, and now its like decolourising and...separated into two layers. dun dare to touch it though. didn reallie have a good experience with PVA=X and goodness noes what kind of bacteria red slime might have already contracted due to the numerous times i dropped it which may be passed on to me. ah well. at least i visit red slime everyday. but now that its dead, we cant reallie do much. i tried mixing the two layers, but it didn work. chain links too dense/tight/compact. oh poor poor red slime.

okay. enough of red slime. lets talk abt...BONZO.

hmm. or maybe not. i'm suddenly sick of talking abt slime. okay. change topic..'

ah. i decided i dun want to become a chemist already....too much risk. any company who hires me is in for big trouble. either 1) incur too much loss until bankrupt, 2) everything sold has flaws 3) factory blown up 4) smth worse u can think of. whatever it is.

yar. so i guess u get the idea. the possibility of me 1) losing things, 2) forgetting things, 3) being careless, dropping things, and thus as a result 4) blow the factory up, or 5) make faulty products by accident, which leads to my first point, 6) company incurs a huge huge loss. ah well. at least i'll make history.

so i decided...i'll be a child psychologist! lee ah snail, yifang, ruibin all think that i'm more cut out for social stuff, like arts or psychology. i decided i shall take two courses in the U...chem and psychology. then later when i do my masters or smth then i can go into child psychology and food/organic (depending on my mood) chemistry. then finally, after i complete my studies, i can 1) get married, 2) have a kid, 3) have a job, 4) have a good pay, 5) job-hop. whoopee. i'm that kind who needs to job hop. cos i dun have a long attention/interest span. nothing entertains me for long. (oops i hope no potential boss of mine is reading this... ah better stop writing. bad for my image=X)

okay. suddenly feel tired. i'm going to sleep.

oh man. this is such a crappypost...

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