fish and i have a new friend--BONZO

actually, that's the name of the funny librarian here at bukit merah library. but well we decided to name the cute, flubber-like blue slime BONZO too because its equally clownish and funny.

bonzo the slime was given to me by my dear classmate cao lei, when she saw that i was so enchanted by her blue slime. before bonzo, i had red slime which i didn give a name to; it died too fast. (we were making slimes and superballs in chemistry class). just so u noe, the once-lovely, once-alive red slime is still in its little plastic home, rotting away. i havent had the heart to throw it away, and now its like decolourising and...separated into two layers. dun dare to touch it though. didn reallie have a good experience with PVA=X and goodness noes what kind of bacteria red slime might have already contracted due to the numerous times i dropped it which may be passed on to me. ah well. at least i visit red slime everyday. but now that its dead, we cant reallie do much. i tried mixing the two layers, but it didn work. chain links too dense/tight/compact. oh poor poor red slime.

okay. enough of red slime. lets talk abt...BONZO.

hmm. or maybe not. i'm suddenly sick of talking abt slime. okay. change topic..'

ah. i decided i dun want to become a chemist already....too much risk. any company who hires me is in for big trouble. either 1) incur too much loss until bankrupt, 2) everything sold has flaws 3) factory blown up 4) smth worse u can think of. whatever it is.

yar. so i guess u get the idea. the possibility of me 1) losing things, 2) forgetting things, 3) being careless, dropping things, and thus as a result 4) blow the factory up, or 5) make faulty products by accident, which leads to my first point, 6) company incurs a huge huge loss. ah well. at least i'll make history.

so i decided...i'll be a child psychologist! lee ah snail, yifang, ruibin all think that i'm more cut out for social stuff, like arts or psychology. i decided i shall take two courses in the U...chem and psychology. then later when i do my masters or smth then i can go into child psychology and food/organic (depending on my mood) chemistry. then finally, after i complete my studies, i can 1) get married, 2) have a kid, 3) have a job, 4) have a good pay, 5) job-hop. whoopee. i'm that kind who needs to job hop. cos i dun have a long attention/interest span. nothing entertains me for long. (oops i hope no potential boss of mine is reading this... ah better stop writing. bad for my image=X)

okay. suddenly feel tired. i'm going to sleep.

oh man. this is such a crappypost...

Blogged @ 12:04 AM


i want to be a chemist.

i'm very sure.

at least...i think so. i may change my mind...like always. (:

ah well. but if anyone noes of any job which allows me to work in the hospital yet at the same time hold a chemist's job (not a pharmacist please. i dun mean any offence, reallie, but i just dun want to spend my life standing behind the counter giving out medicine...=X)and get a high pay, cos i reallie need it, i'll gladly take it. of course, i dun mind being a doctor too. actually, i want to be a doctor...maybe a paediatrician, or a psychologist, or a gynaecologist...but since my first and possibly ONLY aspiration in life is to be a xian2 qi1 liang3 mu3 ten years from now, i dun think it'll work out if i were to go for a degree in medicine (think PHd is more like it...since mere graduates are littered all over singapore already) since it would take YEARS. and when i say years, i mean more than 10 years. cos there's like internship and housemanship (have been talking a lot to yifang) so yar. sometimes u cant have ur cake and eat it. so i'll just do chem, since i like it and according to ppl, its somewhat my forte. then hopefully before i get married and settled down, i'll already have had my degree and a job for a few years. so i wun be totally penniless.

i'll make sure i'm nvr totally penniless, because things can happen after marriage. say if i have to get a divorce, i must have money of my own so i'll be able to fight for the custody of my children and raise them till they get a job of their own. so u see, in just a veryshortspan of TEN years, i have to
1) get a degree in chem (however far i can go)
2) get a (high paying?) job
3) work for a few years
4) save a tidy sum of money
5) get married
6) have kids

gosh. what a lot to accomplish in ten years.

i reallie hope i can make it. i guess among all my friends, i'm the most marriage-oriented one. i dunno why i'm so darn weird. haha! i certainly dun belong to this century...cos i believe ppl tend to be more career-oriented than marriage oriented. oh well. i'm always odd.

went to GWC with ah mud and mum and anan today. ate two ice creams!! mango sherbert and wild raisin...so supercalifragilisticexpealadocious! ah mud ate lime sherbert and mocha chips!! we love love ice cream! then later, we walked around...sat at like macs for 45 mins cos we were waiting for anan to finish his icecream. did a bio paper while waiting. ah mud was doing math, then later she digressed and we looked at the MCQ questions of the bio paper together. haha. then we went shopping at cold storage...laughed a lot...at smth i cant recall now. but i rmb we laughed at cheese and some other food. haha.

haix. houbehbeh is leaving soon. i think i'll reallie miss him. he'll be the first male teacher i ever will miss. he's reallie nice. and reallie good. just that he used all his knowledge in the wrong place at the wrong times. he's very philosophical, because he studied history in the U. he wasnt meant to be a chinese teacher. but because he came to singapore, and singapore didn teach history in chinese, he had no choice but to be a chinese teacher, which i must admit he wasnt very good at. but all the same, he was interesting, fun-loving, and actually had a strong sense of humour, though he was rather lame at times.

i appreciated his patience and his warmth toward us despite the fact that he was better off talking to the wall every lesson. i truly respected him, and when term 3 started, i made it a point to listen to him attentively every single chinese lesson. and i did. jlp claimed that i was his only pupil because i was the only person who actually listened attentively to everything he said. haha. and i'm reallie glad i did too. i'm reallie glad i changed my attitude early, because not only did i learn a lot of chinese culture, history and words, i also felt that i have tried as a student, to make a teacher's day. in the end, because the whole class didn listen, houbehbeh ended up actually reciting lessons and reading passages in my face, since i was the only one listening and looking at him. (i just have a tendency to look ppl in the eye when i talk to them or when they talk to me) i'm glad that i paid attention, or else i would regret horribly now.

heh i'm flitting from one topic to another. like SNAP.

i devised a new way of laughing! it goes like, "neep neep neep!" for those of u who are familiar with the animorphs, u'll probably noe this sound. its the victorious shout of the helmacrons. haha. cos my brother AND sister loves animorphs(after i intro-ed the book to them. one is 10 and one is 12. gosh. shows how little they actually read...) then i was wondering why they were so crazy over it...so i read one of the newer books...and there were the helmacrons! i loved their "neep neep neep" so much i used it on my friends. haha. jlp and hj were so irritated or tickled by it, they punished me by forcing me to go "neep neep neep" whenever i wanted to laugh instead of laughing normally. poor me!:(

okay, bye!

Blogged @ 8:38 PM


i have a feeling this will be a very short post...

ah. i love fridays.

at least, i love most fridays. except fridays at the end of a long break which marks the beginning of a new school term. like this week. i loved last friday because it marked the start of the sep hols. i hate today because it means next monday i have to go to sch. boo.

ooh. talking abt september, its a rather popular month for babies to be born. i can just tick a dozen names off my fingers.

jerry my areamate
wanzhen my cousin
huijun the snail
mr roald dahl the famous writer
shihui my ex tuition friend
gen the monkey
jolene kiew the elephant
litian the sheep
shermaine my classmate
steven han my pri sch friend
wanlin, wanzhen's sister who is also my cousin

there, what did i tell u? a dozen plus 1. heh and the birthdays of these ppl are in chronological order some more.

yay...snail's birthday is coming!! this sun! then the next day is chinese prelims-_- oh boo hoo. haiyah. there's no way to study for chinese prelims! and i dun even noe whether its considered as our EOY. and my chinese is not all that good...normally when i pass my zuowens its just luck. when i get reallie high marks its kudos to my splendid crapping skills. my mum was complaining the other day that teachers should mark compos based on language, like how well u utilise ur chinese chengyus and all. i'm SO THANKFUL that houbehbeh doesnt mark that way...or else i'll nvr pass a zuowen again. well obviously my mum hasnt read any of my compos. either that, or she bears some grudge against me and wants me to fail... nah. that's highly impossible. *dismisses the thought*

these few days i've been so so bored. doing math everyday like its no one's business (actually, come to think of it, it IS no one's business...) but i dun like math! i dread dread tmr. cos i'll be doing trigo. and....my trigo isnt very good. no, scrape that. i suck at trigo. u noe, like trigo's supposed to be so practical and so useful in our daily lives...and i suck at it. as expected like always, i ace math topics that are totally useless to me in life...matrices, binomial theorem and one or two more. like what can i do with these topics? its not as if i turn everything i see into a matrix and calculate, for example, how much money it costs to produce all the bread in my fav bakery. like who cares? i definitely dun. just as long as my fav bakery is making money and they serve me quality food which settles well in my stomach...who cares how much they spend to make the bread? and binomial theorem...unless i take math all the way and aspire to be a mathematician, i dun believe i'll see ANYTHING on binomial theorem in real life. please correct me if i'm wrong. gosh. its so like me to ace the totally wrong topics at the totally wrong time. *scoffs* maybe i should just live with it and accept it. after all, its IN me and it probably is going to be with me forever.

hmm. see, it IS a very short post. i shall go be a psychic. earn big bucks.

Blogged @ 8:14 PM


its been a long week.

long, dry...and simply...to put it in a nice way, lasting. which is pretty good actually. for me that is. managed to get quite a bit done. but the wait wasnt all that fun and exciting. the wait for today. the wait for the wonderful commencement of a long awaited 1 week break. the wait for the opportunity to sleep and sleep and not get up. until i feel like it, that is.

i've been feeling lame and tired all week. literally lame, both in the mental and physical sense, because my mum just rolled a 10kg trolley over my toe ytd while we were at the supermart. somehow the powerful wheels of the trolley scraped a chunk out of my toe. so now i'm lame. kinda. the wound refuses to close...and i have already planted my 6th plaster on it. disgusting. shall take more vit. C and vit E. vit C supposed to help repair epithelial tissues and vit E is simply good for ur skin. wahaha. i rmb the other time i had a wound that refused to close, i brought an orange for recess. cos i dun reallie have much of an intake or vitamins. unless its naturally made in my skin by the action of the sun, like vit D. then i dun have to specially take any supplement pills/eat any stuff like fruit which i normally am too lazy to cut/cant find in the house/dun like at all to get the vitamins i need.

haix. i was totally crazy and baichi this entire week. haha. found a new interest though. i discovered jlp's raw spot and have decided to find chances to step on it! heh heh. i discovered she's afraid of my "beautiful" faces which i make all the time. it was an accidental discovery, reallie. she just happened to look over at me and smile and i just happened to display one of my trademark rabbit-faces. (not the moustache one). then she immediately reeled back and used both hands to cover her face which was, unfortunately, distorted into a horrified look as a result of looking at my rabbit-face straight in the eye. man, wasnt i insulted! that happened to be one of my "prettiest" faces! hahaha. everyone's okay with my gui3 lian3s. hj's totally immune to it, unless i pull a new one. yz still laughs when she thinks i look stupid. which is most of the time(oh she always laughs. all the time. its her forte. cool eh?) talking abt yz, man, she's the most "young/kiddy/childish/(insert ur own adjective here)" person ever. hahaha.

i read in RD...some psychologist said that adults tend to be more jaded than kids, (like duh. who doesnt noe that? man. even i can become a psychologist. quote me!) and he also cited examples, like when ppl stub their toe against some wall or smth, kids tend to laugh but adults (when he said adults i presumed he meant ppl who dong3 shi4 already. in this case, teens too. like teens my age or above) dun laugh. well apparently, yz is the kind, as mentioned above, who laughs at everything. if someone stubs their toe, she'll be the first to burst out into loud gaffauws and nudge me to get me to look at the poor, embarrassed man. lol dun kill me yz. (: but well okay. i laugh too. haha. normally we will laugh at the same stuff. but u see i cant keep talking abt myself all the time so i gotta rope in ppl to talk abt. =P yar then that time...a few years back perhaps? we were on the bus on the way home. an old man was sitting in front of us. so we were watching like tv mobile or smth. or maybe talking and laughing. i dunno, our lives are so mundane that the stuff we do to keep ourselves entertained just revolve around these boring activities. then yar. suddenly the old man turned around. and we both burst out laughing at the same time. hahaha. cos the man had on reallie thick glasses. u noe, he looked kinda like miao4 miao4 bo2 shi4 from "shi2 wan4 ge4 wei4 shen3 me4", or "100 000 whys" if u want it loosely translated. yar so he looked like the tortoise professor, except very much older and that his eyes cant even be seen behind his thick glasses. and if that wasnt enough, he had to smile at us, revealing all his teeth. so it was kind of like A HUGE GRIN. which was apparently, very funny to us. haha. yea. so now everyone noes what kind of crazy life we live. we have to laugh everyday. ytd and today we were laughing at a librarian. laughed until she placed the sign "will be back" on her desk and nvr came back after that. haha. dunno whether she resigned or quit or simply left because her shift was over.

haha. we are crazy ppl. laughish, if there is such a word. ticked/ticklish is simply not enough to describe our appetite for laughter.

yea. more crazy stories. that day hj and i were picnic-ing on the walkway between the canteen and the science block, as usual. then that was when we met a mei2 you3 gong1 de2 xin1 de4 ma2 yi3. or in other words, an inconsiderate ant. it was a huge huge ant. then hj and i were trying to avoid it because we simply dun like ants. esp huge ones with their ugly pincers in full view. EEW. anyway. shall not reveal the details of our exciting encounter because its so embarrassing. basically in short, the stupid ant made a mess and left without cleaning up. i had to clean up after IT. grah. i hate inconsiderate ants. (hj i see u doubling up with laughter as u recall the events of that day and my silly antics=) )

heh. wow this is a long post.

yup u got it. i love one-liner endings.

short, abrupt, sweet.

tata ppl

Blogged @ 10:10 PM