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Saturday, April 22, 2006

my i'm blogging a lot these two days

today my father left for china for the dunno-what(h)-time. but this is the first time which i actually hugged him to say goodbye, cos i left home at 9 to go to the science centre and he would be leaving at 10. dunno why. just had this instinct to hug my father. we have nvr been close. since i was 3 i nvr touched him again. so its been like 13 years which i didn contact(physically and mentally) my father at all. felt real nice after i hugged my father.=)

science centre was in a state of mess. it was like, there was this huge sign that said, "this way to science centre main entrance" and in front of u is a huge mess of rubble, wooden boards and very dusty air. lots of construction going on. so the 4 of us, the snail, the emu, the penguin and of course me the rabbit stepped gingerly across the open-air carpark, and navigated our way to the main entrance, which was pretty invisible, hidden behind all that dusty air polluting the grounds of science centre (okay okay i'm exerggerating! can feel the mr-i-want-to-strangle-u glare from penguin, fellow high-er, hot lover of singapore, every crook and cranny of it, future minister of environment, future pioneer of some conservatory of energy for singapore=); the "errrrrrrrrr" look from emu, fellow slacker and shoulder partner, future miss practical 2008=); last but not least, the shock look from snail who, as usual, a bit blur in such situations, but nevertheless fellow lamer and my secret date on may occasions)

had a lot of fun in science centre before the talk. read/watched some sad videos on downs syndrome, breast cancer and muscular dystrophy...felt reallie sad for these people. =(
sometimes life just isnt very fair...

then we had the talk. forgive me but i got kinda lost in the talk. at first the lecturer went page by page...then suddenly, i dunno maybe due to time constraints or smth, he started skipping pages! so he would like, "okay i shall skip these" then his fast fingers go "clickclickclickclickclickclickclick...." then u can hear very loud paper shuffling sounds as the entire hall starts flipping the notes frantically, trying to catch up... i left the lecture theatre feeling confused, lost and very gong. and very hungry!

then here is the interesting part. emu and penguin had to call their mum to see if they needed to be home for lunch. so snail and i occupied ourselves in the sound exhibition...very fun. click and hear the sounds in diff places. we went out after a while to see what is the poons' decision. we got a shock cos they disappeared! like, poof? we went around looking for them, but they were nowhere to be found...xiao1 shi1 de2 wu2 ying3 wu2 zong1!! snail was calling them...but no response.

where were u two?!?!

so in the end we gave up, and we started walking ard by ourselves. we were on an unexpected secret date again! =D

we came to the chem gallery, after walking around numerous exhibitions. apparently i think it was still under construction, cos it was pretty small, and some exhibits were banned from visitors. most exhibits were very cool. there was this fractional distillation column distillating water from ethanol/alcohol. very interesting, huge fractionating column, but there wasnt much action going on there. so we left after stoning for like 5 seconds. then there's the exhibit which we got so engrossed with...the "freeze shadow" one. its the reaction between zinc sulphide and light which gives u the frozen shadow, cos that's the part where u cover. zinc sulphide is a phosphorescent, otherwise known as glow-in-the-dark material. so while the part covered had a frozen shadow, the rest of the screen had a nice green glow. haha very fun!! snail and i spent like 5 minutes posing away in front of the light and watch our shadow freeze. the light's very blinding though. advisable to close ur eyes. =)

the other thing we fell in love with was the ecogarden. the chicks were so cute! there were 4 of them, and a number of unhatched ones. the 4 were prancing abt, drinking and sleeping, lazing around in the incubator. snail and i were discussing what would happen to the chicks after they hatched. we finally decided that they would probably end up in seng choon egg farm or smth, laying eggs for the community.

there was also this TV thingy, which u can like see urself on screen. it was so exciting! snail and i were turning the camera, seeing ourselves on screen and laughing away. then i typed "lee huijun is a snail" into my phone and put it chao near to the camera. then the entire world at science centre could see! haha snail was frantically trying to cover all the tv screens to hide the truth. heh heh heh. okay i noe i'm mean!!=P

SCIENCE CENTRE IS FUN. WE LOVE SCIENCE CENTRE!=))
k that was a LAME ending...


Blogged @ 7:06 PM

Friday, April 21, 2006

OKAY!

this post is specially dedicated to LEE HUIJUN! *huge cheshire grin*

TODAY, bingyu and lihui were absent, then i dunno who, someone, (was it carin?) had a brainwave. we could switch seats so i could sit with Hj and carin could sit with xinying. so of course we were agreeable. and we switched seats!

then it was math. mrs see didn notice anything abt our seating arrangements...maybe she was nice and didn bother telling us to go back. she gave us examples to do. hj and i finished. then i got bored so i took hj's stapler and pretended it was a castanet. so i went *tak tak tak tak tak, tak tak!* then i started making a poem abt Hj. then she got into the game, she grabbed the stapler away from me and started to *tak tak tak tak tak, tak tak!* as well. then she was trying to take revenge, so she tried to make up a poem abt me, so she went "lmr ah lmr..." before she could even finish, mrs see appeared at her table!! it was so funny!! there she was tak taking away and mrs see was just right beside her. i bet she heard!!! Hj was trying to deny that mrs see heard, and she started bringing up the past, like the time i did majulah singapura at her house and her mom saw me in action. but mrs see saw her in action too!!! bwahahaha

yay! tmr i'll be seeing the snail again so i can play with her stapler. maybe this time the lecturer might notice and laugh loudly when she does it=PPP

muacks love u snail!


Blogged @ 10:40 PM


its friday again!!!!

yay
yay
yay
yay

waited very very long for this day already....guijingren!!!
tmr going science centre for SIAs
yay

this week quite eventful. and fun..

first, on sunday, my sis and i found worms in the rice. we dug it out...then we got so excited abt having worms for pets. my enthu sister went to get a container to put the cute worms, and my brother also came to see what the commotion was abt. he too got excited and helped poke the holes in the cover of the container. i put the worms in and we closed the cover. then we put the container on top of the TV so we could watch it=)

AND ALL WENT WELL UNTIL...

the next day or next next day...

*scream from the living room*
i rushed out to see, saw my brother there, and my sister's flabbergasted face
my sis: THE WORMS ARE GONE!!
(right then i noticed my sis was holding the empty container)
me: omg where are they?!
my brother: (matter-of-fact tone) they escaped
me: how?!
(sister points to large hole in the cover of the container. gives my brother the death glare)
(brother cowers under sister's menancing glare, turns to me and gives me a sheepish grin)
me: (shows him diaow face) what a pig. poke such a big hole for wat?!
sis: yar lor!
me: (sudden realisesation) oh my! does it mean the worms are on the loose now?!
sis: (darkly) of course. and the worse thing is, u nvr noe where they will crawl to.

well, my sister bets they are fried in the TV or smth. cos after all we put the container on top of the TV...

yup. so that was the VERY short narrative of my first attempt at keeping worms as pets=)


NEXT, we shall move on to my first attempt at keeping snails as pets=D

how shall i start...hmm. this is another SAD SAD STORY...

on tuesday, (i think) it rained in the evening. so when i got home after act, the damp grass was filled with snails. being a lover of snails and frogs and worms (any kind) as well as all the rodents of the animal kingdom and other animals and insects EXCEPT for cockroackes and mosquitoes and things that suck blood and... okay i'm digressing. back to topic. =)

SOOO...i got so excited (again) and i plucked one snail off the pavement because it was in my way and i didn want anyone to kill it. then, i had this brainwave-->WHY DUN I TAKE IT HOME?=))

so i held it in my hand. then kaka was exclaiming that the snail would be lonely alone, and her mind wandered off to some ahem thoughts and she told me i should take another snail then they could have snail babies...so i relented and took another. i got kaka to hold my file while i held my precious snails by the shell, one in each hand. they were so cute!! i could feel their heartbeats...it was so strong!! then when i put them near each other, they actually came out of their shell!! but i think they must both be of the same gender or smth...cos they looked at each other and they both shrank back into their shell. no chemistry at all...=(((

FFWD TO THE PART WHEN I REACH HOME

so i shouted into the house that i brought snails home...then i put them on my grandma's plants so they could feed on the leaves. initially i wanted to put them on my neighbour's plants. cos he's not a very nice person. let the snails eat all the leaves of his PRECIOUS plants up! HUMPH. but my mother dun allow. so okay lor. put on grandma's plants

THEN THE NEXT DAY

i eagerly got home to see how the snils were coping. i sensed something was wrong the moment i stepped out of the lift and the corridors were all wet. i went to the plants and......THE SNAILS WERE GONE!!!!

i was TOTALLY shocked. i started freaking out. then kaka told me the corridor-washer had been here. i bet he didn noe we had snails. i bet he was having a great time spraying at the plants. I BET HE JET-SPRAYED THE SNAILS OFF THE CORRIDOR!!!

the poor snails!!! they fell 8 storeys, if that was what happened to them.

hj if u are reading this....i'm sorrie for the death of uncle tom and auntie sally (oh sorrie, should be uncle tom and uncle sally, since they are both male...)!!! it was the fault of the corridor-washer! i still remember the night i left them...uncle tom was still eating the custard apple leaf....i just cant imagine that it would be his last....='((((

k actually i have more to blog. but i shall start a new post to prevent my readers' eyes from popping out of their sockets=)


Blogged @ 9:52 PM

Saturday, April 08, 2006

aye this week quite eventful

first there was the INCIDENT, involving a stubborn idiot and a few sensible people. so it just goes that the stubborn idiot refuses to see from the point of view of the few sensible people. yar. shall not elaborate more.

then ytd dalt was good...i did zhan jiao for the first time in my life! on......MINTING! thank u so much for letting me have this experience of a lifetime!=DDD i even sat on her shoulder! gosh she must have been tortured to have to bear my heavy mass of 46kg. haha! i was damned scared when i sat on her shoulder...at first i was screaming, then sqdmates were like "mr! mr! dun dl!!" so i stopped. then i was gekking away as i grabbed minting's wrists. then minting started bouncing up and down! then i gekked even more...its a horrible feeling trying not to scream. haha. thank u minting!!!=DDD

then last night stayed up to watch the ghost movie wishing stairs. my mum was supposed to watch with me...then she zonked off to sleep!! then i was like, "moose! ure supposed to watch with me!" then she was like, "aiyah that boring show. u watch urself la" then i was so duped. then i said, "but i scared!" then she said, "then dun watch la"

so i asked my housekeeper if she would watch with me. actually she's very scared of ghosts and the supernatural...but...."wat movie?" i said, "ghost movie. u want to watch?" her eyes lit up, then she flashed me this wide grin and said, "okay!"

then yz and another friend watched with me...haha kept sms contact throughout the movie. so fun.

and so we watched. at first we were on two opposite sides of the room. by the time the movie ended we were close together, grabbing each other, and kaka was no longer facing the TV screen. haha. we were THAT creeped. then i keep asking her whether she want to turn on the light cos we were so freaked. but she was like, "dun want! on light later the room hot" haha.

then like today needed to wake up early to go support wenshi at crescent's funfair. went with moose, jun, an. in the end moose decided to sit out. so i had to bring jun and an everywhere. so we split the tickets...and i spent the day following them around. then we had 20 tokens...and we redeemed a bear for moose!

then later went to plaza sing for lunch before going to hj's for SIA. had a crazy time at hj's house. did a court trial with TL cos he bullied hj. hahaha. from defendent to prisoner. jlp's the best la. "defendent LTL, u have been proven guilty! you will serve 40 years in prison. budden again, since its already forty years, its nearly your whole life, right? so okay. life imprisonment!" then he promoted from defendent ltl to prisoner ltl. hahaha. today i embarrassed myself again!!! was doing the usual routine with hj's curtains...then i was singing halfway when her mum stepped in! she gave me this shocked look. then i was so embarrassed! hja nd jlp and her mum started laughing at me. oh gosh dunno where to hide my face la.

went home at around 7 something...but before that, we were so bored we started recording our own singing! haha we sang REFLECTIONS. keep laughing...then we recorded twice before it sounded NOT BAD. haha.

yupyup. blog post for the week is done!


Blogged @ 9:45 PM

Saturday, April 01, 2006

wah havent blogged in a lonnnnnnnnnnng time

today supposed to do SIA. but mum dun allow. haish. i'm great lor. managed to get BOTH parents buay song with me for spending so much time on the comp doing IMPT stuff.

there's this idiotic sucker on my tagboard. tell me ur name if u have the guts, wwww. see what we'll do to u.

today went for st margs primart's campfire. my cousin's P5 this year. so went to see her during her P5 campfire. hahaha. it was reallie GOOD. they had instructors, and it was damn ZAI. gosh. it was all so high la. of course u must have spontaneous,. participating ppl who are willing to respond. otherwise, its still going to be dead. i liked the campfire so much!! i took my sis there, cos she's assistant head prefect so she gotta help out. then i sat on the benches with my aunt and uncle as a "parent". later we met my sis' teacher who THOUGHT i was my sis' mother! i was totally like, WHAT, flabbergasted. then my sister had that mouth-hanging-open look on her face, then i was like, half-smiling and saying, "uhm i'm her sister." then the teacher was so embarrassed. she was like, "OH! ure her sister! no wonder i was wondering why she had such a young mother!" hahaha. but u noe, even if she didn noe she SHOULD have guessed sister. then if it reallie is the mother, at least the mother will feel flattered, like, "oh i actually look so young!" then she can go one side and um-chio. yar. first guess you guess mother is a bit -_- cos its like calling ppl auntie. yar. sekali its the YOUNGER sister of the girl. even worse. haha like human ng that time=P she thought my younger sis was my mum! luckily my sis wasnt there. oh yar, continue. then later the teacher looked at my aunt, and she went like, "so ure her mother?" pointing at my sis. then my aunt and i looked at each other and tried to suppress our laughter. my sis was the failure. she LAUGHED OUT LOUD. then she went screaming "no no no!" gosh. *slaps forehead* for a while i wished i wasnt her sister. so of course the poor teacher was very embarrassed once more. didn noe why she was so keen on guessing ppl's mother though. if she nvr open her mouth then nothing will happen mah! haish. what a hilarious teacher.

learnt many many songs at the campfire! realised that they used quite a number of NP songs. or maybe those songs are universal and NP just used them. either way, i knew how to sing. hahaha. even their opening of the campfire was done with the welcome yell la. so similar. then dumdumdeedee can add actions! quite cute actions haha. then there's this clapping thingy. very cool. then there's this song which i like. goes like this:

the window, the window, the second storey window,
with a hip and a hop and (i cant rmb this part so i added in my own) and a half turn around
throw them out of the window!

jack and jill went up the hill
to fetch a pill of water
jack fell down and broke his crown
throw them out of the window!

the window, the window, the second storey window,
with a hip and a hop and (i cant rmb this part so i added in my own) and a half turn around
throw them out of the window!

baa baa black sheep have u any wool
yes sir yes sir three bags full
one for my master and one for my dame
throw them out of the window!

the window, the window, the second storey window,
with a hip and a hop and (i cant rmb this part so i added in my own) and a half turn around
throw them out of the window!

twinkle twinkle little star
how i wonder how u are
up above the world so high
throw them out of the window!

the window, the window, the second storey window,
with a hip and a hop and (i cant rmb this part so i added in my own) and a half turn around
throw them out of the window!

humpty dumpty sat on the wall
humpty dumpty had a great fall
all the kings horses and all the kings men
throw them out of the window!

the window, the window, the second storey window,
with a hip and a hop and (i cant rmb this part so i added in my own) and a half turn around
throw them out of the window!

mary had a little lamb
little lamb oh little lamb
mary had a little lamb
throw them out of the window!

the window, the window, the second storey window,
with a hip and a hop and (i cant rmb this part so i added in my own) and a half turn around
throw them out of the window!

hahaha! then i added in my own verse which cannot WRITE HERE. kekekeke

yupyup. end of the lame post!


Blogged @ 10:19 PM